i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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