Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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