Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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