That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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