I want to stick my p in your. b.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My bed smells like the plague
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
