Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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