And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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