and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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