Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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