Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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