Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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