Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
