And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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