I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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