I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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