fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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