Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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