OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
