i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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