she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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