i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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