i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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