she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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