It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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