Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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