:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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