ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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