I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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