You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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