two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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