the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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