She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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