Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
