Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
