They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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