from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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