I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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