just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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