heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
