She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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