i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There r osticjed everywhere
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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