So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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