I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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