ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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