I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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