Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
