i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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