Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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