Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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