I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
