guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Randomize
