Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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